SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO LAUGH
Mitt Romney hauled in almost 30 percent more money in May than Obama did, despite frantic efforts by the White House to relegate Obama’s job as president to a part-time gig in favor of all fundraising, all the time.
“The White House insisted this week that Mr. Obama still spends ‘the vast preponderance of his time on his official duties,’” reports the New York Times, “But with his schedule increasingly crowded by fund-raisers and speeches that could easily double as campaign rallies, that case is getting harder and harder to make.”
Quick: Notify the Bureau of Labor Statistics to “up” the official number of underemployed by one (+1) for May to account for Obama’s part-time presidency.
Ah, but Obama did hold his 150th fundraiser of the campaign cycle this week according to the Washington Post.
I wish Obama could get 150 votes for a budget; or for the war he waged in Libya; or for amnesty for illegal immigrants that he keeps promising Hispanics; or for his Stimulus Part II. Continue reading . . .
Is this code for “We better get this imposter out of the Whitehouse before he starts re-disturbing my stuff”? J.D. Pizzant
“I don’t think that we ought to get into the position where we say ‘This is bad work. This is good work,’” Clinton said. “The man who has been governor and had a sterling business career crosses the qualification threshold.”
Clinton also went on to say that Romney’s time at Bain Capital represented a “good business career.”
The Obama campaign is in the third week of an all-out assault on Romney’s time as a corporate buyout specialist — accusing the GOP nominee of bankrupting companies and laying off workers all while pocketing a profit for himself and investors. Read more . . .
Our friends at PeoplesGenealogy.com, in cooperation with the current interim provisional government of Kenya and Hawaii, have published their research of Barack Obama’s ancestry, starting with the oldest forebear they were able to verify.
King Putt - pharaoh of ancient Egypt during the Sorosian dynasty. He saved his country’s economy by spending all of his subjects’ money on building a huge pyramid, which housed an indoor golf course.
Emperor Nerobama - set fire to Rome, fiddled while it burned, and blamed it all on the Christians and their “war on women.”
Robin Hoodie - popular leader of Occupy Sherwood Forest. After a successful career of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, he and his wife, Maiden Michelle, retired to a large castle, which they purchased along with about one third of France.
Do You Speak Obama?
Did you ever wonder what Berryhopenchange would sound like without his script and without his teleprompters? Here is a good example from a CNN interview.
Obama meets Joe Friday